Me: What should I say to this woman?
Mom: Tell her your name and training schedule and mention that you'd be interested in accompanying her on her ride to Indy if that's possible.
Dad: Or you could say "I googled you and you look hot."

14

June

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#parents

Me: Rob Stark is pretty hot.
Rice: Damn I know. I like his real life accent too. Scottish. He doesn't have it quite as much in the show
Rice: It's actually Robb though
theonlymagicleftisart:

(Sasha_Faq)

theonlymagicleftisart:

(Sasha_Faq)

09

June

620 notes

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nevver:

Young Turks

06

June

2,648 notes

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a short review of my day so far

I went to go buy a tire valve adapter and on my way there I was put to shame by a guy with really muscular calves. He said hey and I said hey and we checked out each others bikes as he blew past me so I think we’re probably soul mates. As a result I’ve renounced my effort not to sprint everywhere. I’ll be sweaty and out of breath but other cyclists will see how fast I am and accept me as one of their own.

nevver:

Scum

nevver:

Scum

02

June

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"First you’re taught to fear a phantom, a man in black, a man with a knife, a man who’ll pounce in dark alleys. Well-intentioned women—mothers, aunts, teachers—will train you to protect yourself: Don’t wear your hair in a ponytail; it’s easier to grab. Hold your keys in one hand; hold your pepper spray in the other. Avoid dark alleys. When you reach young adulthood, the lessons change. They acquire an undertone of disgust: Don’t drink so much. Don’t wear such short skirts. You’re sending mixed signals; you’re putting yourself at risk. If you follow the advice and it never happens—if you end up one of the three out of four—you can convince yourself that safety is a product of your own making, a reflection of inherent goodness. But if you’re paying attention, you realize something doesn’t add up. Because it keeps happening: to your sisters; to your friends; to little girls and grown women you’ll never meet, in places like Cleveland, Texas; Steubenville, Ohio; New Delhi. Good people, bad people, neutral. It keeps happening in TV shows and novels and movies—they open on the missing girl, the dead girl, the raped girl. If you’re paying attention, you begin to realize that it isn’t happening. It is being done. And you are not safe. You have never been safe. You were born with a bulls-eye on your back. All you have ever been is lucky."

- The Female Gaze: SO MUCH PRETTY by Cara Hoffman via Unpacking the F Word (via im-a-kittycat)

01

June

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"Oh we’re already in Indiana! It’s 70 now! God bless Indiana!"

- Chloe on speed limits in Lincoln’s boyhood home

29

May

1 note

Laura Marling performing Master Hunter

26

May

1 note

fresh to death

fresh to death

really bad webcam photos of some things i achieved recently. whoo!

21

May

2 notes

smallpotatoescolored:

Ah yes I can feel the equality.

smallpotatoescolored:

Ah yes I can feel the equality.

16

May

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humansofnewyork:

“I said you could take my picture. Now you’re asking me questions and this is turning into a big deal.”

humansofnewyork:

“I said you could take my picture. Now you’re asking me questions and this is turning into a big deal.”

09

May

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Just in case I thought someone else’s dad might be writing me.

Just in case I thought someone else’s dad might be writing me.

24

April

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#bruce

What even is this strike? Are there any proposed solutions? Isn’t it over now?

17

April

1 note

#iu strike