I want to get into DIY plastic surgery.Father
There were seriously two people walking to class this morning: me and my imaginary future child, Zoe (gotta teach them young) #goodparentingChloe
Almost have those splits and I think I’ve found my casual standing pose too
You’re only cool if you do something hygienic 3x a week
i wish i was cool
- Chloe: I like those shoes.
- Me: Her boyfriend bought them for her.
- Chloe: Well damn, what the fuck is wrong with my boyfriend.